One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said:
“You see that man over there?
He looks just like me!
I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him”.
So, he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder “Excuse me, sir,” he started
“But I noticed you look just like me!”
The second man turned around and said:
“Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”
“I’m from Brisbane,” the man said Stunned, the second man said:
“Me too! What street do you live on?” “McCarthy Street.” The second man replied: “Me too! What number is it?”
The first man said: “162” The second man replied in shock: “Me too! What are your parents’ names?” “Bruce and Shannon!” The second man was awestruck and said: “Mine too! This is unbelievable!”
So, they bought another round and continued talking as the bartenders changed shifts The new bartender came in, walked up to his colleague and asked: “What’s new today?” “Oh, not much The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
